Little Kid Pouts Over Missed Foul Ball

It's a fact of life that, no matter how old they are, if a foul ball comes their way, most guys are going after it. While I'll no longer move from my seat for a catch, if it's in the 9 seat block around me, I'm making a play on it. I know the ball is worthless and fully intend to give it to a kid nearby, but the there's something fun about winning a game of 500.


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This kid, however, is not one of those people who makes a play on the ball. He's just a little bitch. After doing nothing more than leaning forward a little bit to see what was happening, he pouts like Hurley shirt stole his lunch money. At first I was thinking the guy should have let the little bugger have the ball, but that opinion changed quickly. I don't support offering any reward other than mockery for pouting. What kind of message would that be for Hurley's son, who was probably watching on TV at home?

In case you missed the part where he did nothing, now you can watch it on loop.

Rebecca Black's Future Is Very Ugly

Rebecca Black's new song came out today. No, I will not be posting it. Her music does not deserve the publicity that it's getting from the blogosphere, and I won't be a part of that.

Am I the only one that sees this likeness though? I'm pretty sure she's the bastard daughter of the Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti Stanger. I hate both of them equally, so it would make sense. It might just be that stupid haircut though.

French Jokes To Celebrate Bastille Day

Happy Bastille Day to all you Frenchies out there! In past celebrations, I've posted a Marine song, ecards, and a confused French soldier. This year brings something a little different...yours truly.

In the first video of myself to ever go up on Youtube, I share a few of my favorite jokes about the French. Some of these are old favorites, some are from friends, and one I stole from the internet. It was pretty fun to make, so you might see a few more videos coming from me in the future. I suppose at some point I should get legit software and maybe a friend, but for now this will have to suffice.

For a brief moment I considered telling these jokes with a French accent. Thankfully I abandoned that idea, but something magical did come from it. You'll see at the end of the video.

Steve Buscemi Dress Giveaway!

The first ever Flint Skinny giveaway is potentially upon us. After coming across this tremendous Steve Buscemi dress on Buzzfeed, I decided someone needed to have it. I can't justify throwing away $110 for no reason, so I decided to make a challenge of it.

If the Flint Skinny fan page gets to 1100 people by this Friday, July 15th, at 5pm Central, I will buy and give away one of these incredible dresses to a fan selected at random. There are a few stipulations.

• 1. The fan must be female. It's sexism, deal with it.
• 2. In exchange for such a wonderful gift, the winner must post a photo wearing it. After that, she can do with it as she wishes, though I would advise filming people's reactions while you walk around town wearing it.

That's pretty much it. I clearly haven't thought this through, so if I think of any more later I'll add them, and there's nothing you can do about it. I'm giving away a dress, this isn't exactly a formal operation.

The bottom line is that if you want to see a woman wearing Steve Buscemi, tell your friends about the page. If we hit 1000, then it's game on!

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