Kobe Bryant On The NBA Lockout

In case you didn't know, the NBA is also in a lockout. You may not have noticed because the season just ended, and nobody cares about basketball, but apparently they already predict games, and potentially the entire season, will be cancelled. Players like Dwight Howard have considered taken their talents elsewhere, saying "there's a huge possibility about me going to China or me going overseas to play basketball." I didn't realize that China connected to America, but that's not the point.

We've seen that Blake Griffin is trying to earn some money by helping people get stuff off high shelves, Kobe Bryant has some plans of his own.

The Black Steve Austin Mamba's demands seem reasonable. Draft players with names starting with letters other than "D?" That's just a good idea. And no one likes to play when it's cold. Take that shit to the NHL. I don't know about you, but I am excited for SpaceJam 2. I really hope R.Kelly drops some jams for the soundtrack again as well.