When I was just a wee young lad of two years, I declared that when I grew up I was going to be a stay at home dad. My 4 year old brother, who insisted that I develop a real plan to support my future family, couldn't understand my glorious vision. I had it all worked out though. My wife would be rich, so there was no need for me to work. I could hang out and play with my kids all day.
Before you get too excited about my plans though, you should also know that in the same year I also claimed that my wife and I would have bunk beds. I had already called top bunk too. It wasn't because the top bunk is the best (I prefer the lady on top if you know what I mean), but rather because I knew I would be taller than my wife. It would be safer for her to be on the bottom because she would be closer to the ground. *Collective "awww" from the ladies reading*
At this point, I don't know that either of those claims will be in the cards when it eventually comes time for marriage. I'm definitely going to pitch both ideas though. I am currently designing a bed in which the bottom is a king, and there is a queen size top bunk. While I'm down to cuddle for a prolonged period of time, when it comes to sleeping, I need my space dammit.
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